His Stuffed Bear Of IKEA

I got a stuffed bear at IKEA. It's for human though....
イケアで買ったオモチャ。人間用なんですけど

It works for him.
この方にもピッタリなんです。

He's already started playing his role as you know.....
既にいつもの遊びを開始してますよ。

Sometimes he pretends as if he doesn't care the toy.
オモチャに興味のないふりをしてみたりもします。

Then he got it tightly.
で、しっかり抱え込んだり。

Hey, you. Nice butt!!
旦那、いい尻してますなぁ(笑)